Convo with the Kissing Bandit 03.26.04
KB: Hey. Nice Work.
Moi: What? The kissing thing?
KB: Yeah. Laid some serious damage.
Moi: Yeah…well I try.
KB: Break any hearts?
Moi: Who me? Nah. We know I’m all talk and mostly well behaved.
KB: Unlike me.
Moi: You *are* the true mischief maker.
KB: I don’t even try.
Moi: Are you happy with your life and the most recent state of affairs? Embraced and unapologetic sluttitude?
KB: Delighted beyond measure. I’ve hit my sexual peak.
Moi: Haven’t you been using that excuse for what…the last 5 years?
KB: Well, when you’re lucky like me, you multiple.
Moi: Woo.
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