On the subject of Vday Bitterness.
For our hero, Ze Kissing Bandit, prized pupil of Fifi Le BoomBoom shared the following.
Today, today, I feel both very loved, and very alone.
Tomorrow though, I shall fall in love again.
And the day after that, again too.
And some day soon enough, I shall continue in this habit of falling in love every day. And there will be some lucky person who shall bear witness to me falling in love over and over every single day… with them.
Until then, I kiss strangers until I find one that I like and want to kiss a second time. And perhaps a third. And perhaps even more than that.
I can only respond on say
Lucky.