Convo with the Kissing Bandit: 1.24.04
KB: I’m feeling kind of weird
Moi: Why, what’s up?
KB: I … I think I’m … excited about a boy…
Moi: GASP! Who?
KB: Oh, this little SLAM … he makes me giggle
Moi: And cooo?
KB: Yeah. It’s weird… do you get light headed like this normally?
Moi: When smitten, on occasion, why yes, that’s happened.
KB: Sonnuva bitch.
Moi: OH SNAP! You’re BLUSHING!
KB: Bitch, Don’t make me come over there and bitch slap you.
Moi: Teee heee heee hee hee!
KB: Well, at least one of us is getting laid.
Moi: Whatever snookums.
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