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Life Lesson #4 2004

Always be prepared.

And feel free to be creative.

How does this turn into a life lesson of the year?

Well, when you spill half a cup of coffee in your car and you need to sop it up, but lack in napkins, then it’s good to know that two tampons from the emergency pocket of your purse will sufficiently dry up the mess before it becomes a disaster.

I think that falls in the brilliant but fucked up bucket.

Seriously.

Plus the little cotton strings make it extraordinarily easy to pick up and dispose of. I do not recommend chucking it out the window of your car though I suppose if you were inclined to have some sort of recrimination against some asshole drivers behind you, chucking a wet coffee soaked tampon may be in order.

Great idea! Now I’ve got to keep some of those suckers in my car. You’re the female McGuyver.

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Happy New Year, and that is sick but brilliant.