A Birthday Ode to My Friend
A Birthday ode to Ms. Jane P as I will likely be too shy to perform such awful rhyme in public to my dear friend.
A Delightful Day for Ms. Jane Miyuki
Who is a magical creature, not unlike the Tanuki
Though who can say if her privates are as magically endowed
As the Tanuki of legend, only her beaus are allowed
To speak such of her charms delicate grace and giddy candor
Such a game geek goddess, full of Huzzah and spirit, Gondor
Who can rawk the warlock while sporting legwarmers pink
The fashionista without compromise, she carries it off, don’t ya think?
She’s got loveliness and charm that flutter like sparks from cosmotic seas
Joy, strength, and kindness, she really is the bee’s knees
If you haven’t yet met her, swift now, do, make haste
Otherwise you’ll be, as she terms it “ooo hella faced”
May this day bless her with love and laughter, we know the liquor will be flowing
She’ll be smooched over with lipstick kisses, this is true, we’re all knowing.
Another year older, my lovely and amazing friend
Thank goodness this awful poem is now at an end.
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