Conversation with the Kissing Bandit 1.11.04
KB: So what was *that* about?
Moi: Ah, nothing. Just a very handsome chap from the band said I had nice earrings.
KB: They are quite nice. Rather glad I got those for you.
Moi: I went into a tizzy about how they’re my every day earrings…blahblahblah non fashionista am I, but I’m trying…ya know…wearing my hair down more regularly, even…
KB: Oh why do you always dispell the mystery of your charms
Moi: Anyways…He asked if I take them off at night. I told him no, of course.
KB: And he was surprised by this?
Moi: *Shrug* I guess. He imagined that they must get stuck in my pillow when I fidget in my sleep.
KB: Do you fidget much?
Moi: Like I told him, it depends on who I’m with. (blush) I must have lost a half dozen left earrings in his sheets of one of my ex’s.
KB: Really. Did you ever get them back?
Moi: Nah. I figure it’s a war casualty.
KB: … Some war’s are fun.
Moi: Indeed.
KB: Are you wearing chanel while loffing about in your PJ’s?
Moi: Damn Skippy.
KB: A girl after my own heart.
Moi: I try.
KB: In the meantime, share some of that damn good scotch with a sister, wouldja? I’m having a hell of a week.
Moi: Two. Doubles. Neat.
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