Convo with the Kissing Bandit 12.7.03
Moi: So what’s the latest scandal?
Kb: Girl, you don’t even wanna know.
Moi: Spill it.
Kb: *whisper whisper whisper*
Moi: Get the FUCK OUT!
Kb: No seriously.
Moi: And so then what?
Kb: Nothing. I’m just going to keep moisturizing my hands in the meantime.
Moi: Oh. My. Gawd.
Kb: Yup.
Moi: Don’t forget to trim them fingernails too.
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