Thoughts on New Boyfriends…
From Ernie.
You think that the North Korean men are going south of the belt for the benefits or communism or because they’re generally starving mother fuckers? You tell me.
This does not quite convince me, as yet, that I want to date a North Korean soldier boy. (North Korean boys, if they’re not skinny messed up jack heads in general…might possibly be pretty hot ass in thier uniforms…but that’s neither here nor there.) Certainly not Kim Jung Il as he’s an old fucked up scary skank.
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To pity a south korean woman re: her sexual behavior, thoughts, inhibitions or not, seems rather presumptious and insulting.
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The idea of a new boyfriend is pretty warm and fuzzy and I’m feeling fairly open to the possibilities.
I say this in earnestness.
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I also say this in fear that the Kissing Bandit may otherwise drag me along to her new adventures in scandal and mischief. Woo. Baby, somebody save me!
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