Kissing Bandit gets schooled
The muse of the Kissing Bandit is most certainly Mae West
Let’s forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches. (on being told that a new male acquaintance was 6′7″)
To err is human — but it feels divine.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
I used to be Snow White — but I drifted.
I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported.
I feel like a million tonight — but one at a time
Too much of a good thing is wonderful!
When choosing between two evils I like to try the one I’ve never tried before
They say love is blind…and marriage is an institution. Well, I’m not ready for an
institution for the blind just yet.
Sex is an emotion in motion.
So many men, so little time.
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
I’ve been in more laps than a napkin.
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.
Once, during a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage, the judge asked, “Miss West, are you trying to show contempt for this court?” She answered, “On the contrary, your Honor, I was doin’ my best to conceal it.”
I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor. Believe me, rich is better.
I always say, keep a diary, and some day it’ll keep you.
It ain’t no sin if you crack a few laws now and then. As long as you don’t break any.
It’s better to be looked over than overlooked.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
And my personal favorite:
When I’m good, I’m good. When I’m bad, I’m better.
Like her “Je Ne Suis Pas un Ange” I am no angel.
I ain’t such a bad broad either.
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