20 Sided Die of FUN!
Good lawd.
I mean really. Gooood LAAWWD!
Today was an adventure of all sorts.
Hazah!
With Ms Gypsy Jane, Mr “With an H Biyatch“, The Roommate Jon, Farmer Casey, and our valiant Magician/Healer Jason, our mischief party embarked on a quest for LARPing with Nero West.
Our favorite heros were first put to the quest of Coffee. For, to be leaving the house sans fortifying brew on yon Saturday nigh to 9ish AM, we were bereaved in spirit. Through aid of the magical internet and beseeching of prayers to the earth powers of parking, we were granted tremendous rewards in Starbucks.
And it was good.
Next yon on treacherous trails of 280 towards the rolling hills of Los Gatos did these brave adventurers lope from the familiar terrains of San Francisco.
Though many a chaotic element of Female Asian Driver (HP 440) came cross our path, we were swift and stealthy and arrived safely to our destination.
And then we made camp. And ate. And drank water. And tried not to giggle.
And (some of us) got hit in the nuts with a foam padded sword.
And (some of us) wore striped horns on yon graciously beloved nipples.
And (some of us) hooped madly in the sun to summon good vibes on our traveling party with our circles of power aka hula hoops.
And (some of us) stayed upon the sidelines and made keebler jokes about metal catheters.
And (some of us) chose to believe that cobolt’s were cute and unworthy of slaughter.
And (some of us) disclosed truths and unraveled spells about our past lives and relationships.
And (some of us) became transformed into gargoyles.
And (some of us) still squelched giggles.
Some fell in battle. Others over in the throes of snark from the sidelines.
All were resurrected in the end and ready to attain the wisdom from their day’s adventure and apply the experience points towards their next forray.
A mighty and successful adventure was had by all and we were rewarded well with good laughter and tales that shall be retold until they become legend and in the far future, precieved as myth. But lo, we know the truth, we fair and mighty adventurers.
A hearty fare of Thai Delights was had back in SF with yon Fool for All Occasions and his Minstral Boyfriend
I have survived my own geekdom and shall consider myself now up to level 4 in dork prowess. Oh cool trendy hipsters that be!
Fear my mighty die of irreverent mischief and good times!
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