Kissing Bandit Convo: 8.11.03
Kissing Bandit: Sunnavabiyotch
Moi: What Now?
Kissing Bandit: I’m cursed.
Moi: How do you figure this time?
Kissing Bandit: The guy I was supposed to have lunch with?
Moi: Yeah…the cute guy with power chi & muscles & fun hair?
Kissing Bandit: Yeah.
Moi: What happened?
Kissing Bandit: The Pox.
Moi: What?!
Kissing Bandit: Chicken Pox.
Moi: You’re kidding me.
Kissing Bandit: Yeah.
Moi: Some things just weren’t meant to be.
Kissing Bandit: I may as well pick out a dozen cats and some knitting needles now to start my career as an embittered, old, crazy lady.
Moi: You’re already embittered. Crazy. And yes Old.
Kissing Bandit: Fuck You.
Moi: Whatever Mrs. Crabcakes.
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