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I’ve once said that certain people were so utterly worthless that the carbon of their body mass would be better attributed towards a tree. Or grass. Or even the mold that grows on cheese after 4 years in the back of your refridgerator.
Now if that tree were cut down and used to produce […]

Thoughts on Poetry

Choosing to write
Sad little love poems
Is not unlike
The first time
You undress
Before a new lover
Tracing with fingertips
and whispering the tales
Of apology
for each freckle, scar, and
mark on your body.

Things to Do.

* Learn how to knit
* Knit. I bought the yarn already
* Read through Stiff for the Virtual Book Tour
* Write KoreAm Journal article
* Distill and archive old website
* Bills
* Clean up Garbage in the bedroom
* Take the wine glasses upstairs
* Clean out the freezer
* Revive the use of the lomo
* Post photogallery from my Fobulous […]

Convo with the Kissing Bandit

Moi: So how’d the talk go?
KB: Terrible.
Moi:And what did dear auntie say this time?
KB: She’s already put up the money for the marriage broker. I gotta go.
Moi: No shit.
KB:Yeah.
Moi: So what’d you have to do?
KB: Give a profile of what I wanted.
Moi: And you said…
KB: “Good job. Emotional shit together. Big Dick.”
Moi: And they said.
KB: […]

What?

Ok. Someone’s stalking Ernie re: his Tattoo and discussing it in a message board.
In Swedish Dutch (thanks Austin) or something??
Willem II Forums - 7 juli: eerste training

Quick Updates:

In lieu of pertinent content, I’ll update you with the following tidbits from the last week.
* 8 Tix for Margaret Cho arrived: Who wants to go with me? $32/piece. Oct 25th Berkeley Community Theatre- Revolution Tour 2003.
* Harry Potter - Order of the Phoenix: Completed
* Yarn, two coil-lumps of silvery white: Purchased
* VornadoFan: Unnecessarily purchased […]

Dear Dignity

Dear Dignity,
I BEG YOU PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE TO COME BACK TO ME.
I’LL POLISH YOUR SHOES. SCRUB YOUR BATHROOM. BUY YOU FRESH FLOWERS EVERY DAY AND HALF HOUR MASSAGES EVERY EVENING. OK, HOUR LONG MASSAGES EVERY EVENING. WHATEVER IT TAKES
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD COME BACK TO ME!
Humbly yours,
MJ

Wow.

I am ever amazed at this man’s capability of making me look damn good.

Wow.
Thanks RannieCakes!
And did you see how gorgeous he made Joey look too? (not that he wasn’t gorgeous already)

Family Gangsters

My cousin in Korea has a website. (warning…lots of music playing in the background. It’s a fobulous kind of thing to do)
Cute pictures of his son!
SO CUTE! SOoooo CUTE!
According to the description, the babystud is “very cute and handsome guy… and gangster… ^^”

Werd!

Poetica Spontenaium 7.1.03

Cleaning house.
Through files.
Old credit card bills.
Makeup that you vowed you would wow them with.
Pants that make you look fat but that you bought anyway.
There ever was hope for change.
Books go there.
No.
There.
Let’s put the journals underneath.
That way you’re less likely to reread them
and realize how little you’ve come.
And how melodramatic you still are.
And the stack of […]