Postal Police
Anyone know what’s up with Postal Police?
I was driving behind this postal police car today and I thought …how odd.
I mean, I’m sure they do work with regards to mail theft/identity theft/ and funny little white powders sent in the mail and such….
But I just imagine some postal policeman abusing his a-thor-i-tay to give out citations to folks who put their stamps on upside down. Or sideways. Or too much postage. Or not enough postage. Or bulky sized letters. Or addresses without the full zip+4. Or sending mail out to affectionate pseudonyms instead of proper names.
ie: Package of Condoms sent by brown paper mail To: Raving Nympho
ie: Package of Bills, Pictures of Weeping Children etc To: Deadbeat Daddy
ie: Package of Dirty Panties and Soap To: Dirty Cheating Bastard
Would serving for these crimes involve paper cuts on the tongue & stamp licking? Processing lost packages?
Kind of makes you wonder. Or maybe that’s just me.

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