Convo with the Kissing Bandit
Requiem for a Cream
KB: I broke it.
Moi: What?
KB: “IT!”
Moi: “WHAT?!”
KB: Yeah. My little battery operated friend.
Moi: You’re shitting me.
KB: No. It really broke.
Moi: Well, after all the milage you put it through, no wonder.
KB: Yeah but still. I mean, my level of activity is normal. Healthy. Right?
Moi: Makes me more than a little nervous for your next boyfriend.
KB: Maybe now we know why they don’t last so long.
Moi: Funeral proceedings are when?
KB: Oh, I already had a little sumpin sumpin on the side. I’m not too sad.
Moi: Bunny ears?
KB: Werd.
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