Convo with the Kissing Bandit
Moi: So how’d the talk go?
KB: Terrible.
Moi:And what did dear auntie say this time?
KB: She’s already put up the money for the marriage broker. I gotta go.
Moi: No shit.
KB:Yeah.
Moi: So what’d you have to do?
KB: Give a profile of what I wanted.
Moi: And you said…
KB: “Good job. Emotional shit together. Big Dick.”
Moi: And they said.
KB: Two out of three ok? Can you fucking believe that?
Moi: Depends on which two.
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