Who’s That?!
To set the scene: KB (The Kissing Bandit), who’s missed me, comes raging into my room, picking through my bags, and diving head first into my suitcase.
KB: So what’d you get me?
Moi: My, aren’t we a little presumptuous.
KB: You know you love me.
Moi: Yeah yeah yeah.
KB: Woah, who the hell is *THAT*
Moi: Moulann.
KB: What? Like that’s really her name?
Moi: Yeah.
KB: So she didn’t rip off Disney who ripped off Maxine Hong Kingston who ripped off blah blah Li Po or whoever the fuck…
Moi: Exactly.
KB: So what’s her deal?
Moi: Hold up. Listen here.
KB: You mean, she’s not just a hot piece of tail?
Moi: No. Not just. Though I’m sure she is too.
KB: Nice. I got me some competition then?
Moi: She’s out of your league in singing talent. You’re out of her league in terms of incorrigible libido.
KB: I think I win.
Moi: If you say so. She’s got a CD that’s in pre-order sales right now.
KB: I think I just wet my shorts.
Moi: You and just about every other person I know who’s come across her.
KB: So uh… what are the odds that some hot girl on girl…
Moi: Don’t. Make. Me.
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