It’s a Kim thing.
KB: So what’s the latest?
Moi: Not much.
KB: Dad doing ok?
Moi: Oh yeah.
KB: How can you tell?
Moi: Today he told me my legs were fat.
KB: (jaw audibly dropping to ground)
Moi: Yeah.
KB: And that’s a good thing?
Moi: Yeah. If he’s spirited enough to call me fat, then he’s doing great.
KB: I see.
Moi: Yeah. It’s a Kim thing. Let me tell you about the time that my brother and Dad conferred that I had gained weight over the holidays.
KB: They what?!
Moi: Apparently, Dad told my brother that I finally had boobs. I’d gotten fat.
KB: Brilliant.
Moi: Yeah.
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