Porn & Pizza
Taxday -> Porn & Pizza - A New American Tradition.
I can say with full confidence that last night was an utter success. Snark. Good pizza. Frivolities. More one liners than you could imagine.
Ernie came with Big Mike, Paris - sporting PornVision goggles, The Roommate Jon, The Roommate Jhames, Cheyenne, Milly, (Who I hadn’t seen since last year when we were hottubbing for my birthday together) Jason, Shabihi, and The Roommate Long (yes, that’s his real name and funny, we didn’t even make a crack at that) along with Shmoo. The gals came dressed in little high school girl uniforms. Shmoo regrets not having planned to wear a little tennis outfit. Does he know I have a thing for little shorts? *Giggle*
We can now say with confidence that no, the terrorists didn’t win. Gawd Bless America.
And I agree with Cheyenne, after this experience, I can’t imagine watching porn without the color commentary. It’s so much gawdddamn fun with it. So good. So so so so good.
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