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Conversation Held in the Shower

In General, Just Me, Life Lessons, Today's Thunk on 8 April 2003 with 1 comment

Conversation held in the Shower

Moi: Girl, you and me. We gotta talk.

Belly: Huh? About what?
Moi: Honey, it’s not easy saying this…but .. um… you’re beginning to let yourself.. go.

Belly: You’re calling me fat?
Moi: Well…

Belly: Grr grumble grumble.. hey, stop being so stingy with the soap.
Moi: There was a time when I didn’t have to use this much soap.

Belly: Bitch.
Moi: And honestly, you’re not fat, per se. You’re lovely, and likeable for the touch. You’re cheerful. But…

Belly: But what?
Moi: You know how old we’re going to be at the end of the month, don’t you?

Belly: Yeah, and?
Moi: Stop hitting me with those cravings for chocopies and vanilla coke in the middle of the night, would you?

Belly: That ain’t me. That’s your uterus.
Moi: Yeah, but you *take* it. You used to be the more vocal one…and now you’re just lying back and letting the uterus tell me what to do all the time. That’s not right? Don’t you think you should *care*?

Belly: What for? I’m happy either way. And besides, isn’t it about time your coochie got what it wanted? Hell, I’m cheering for her.
Moi: Shut up. Anyways. When was the last time you did a situp?

Belly: …
Moi: Yeah.

Belly: I don’t need to do any damn situps. Whatever. I’m loveable just as I am. I mean, Shmoo even kissed me last time we hung out.
Moi: Yes, that’s true, he adores you…but remember when you used to be *HOT*. Everyone loved you. Remember when I was considering a piece of jewelry for you last year?

Belly: Yeah you chickened out. Wuss. I could use a nice little bling bling here.
Moi: Well now you’re being a pussy about doing situps & crunches?

Belly: Dude, the pussy is further south than me. Don’t forget who you’re talking to here.
Moi: Look, do I abuse you? Am I Kate Moss or Claire Danes to you?

Belly: I ain’t Fat Bastard either.
Moi: I’m just saying you’re still too young to be going so soft so soon. We both have years of ultra hottie left in us

Belly: That’s true. So where do you want me to start little Ms Tony Robbins?
Moi: Just a few situps. We’ll set some goals.

Belly: Are you having this same conversation with your ass?
Moi: We have an appointment for coffee tomorrow.

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