Damn it.
Aw Crap
I had a fantastic opportunity to interview Joe Hahn of Linkin Park but it’s been scheduled (finally) at the last moment for Monday. When I have to be at a conference for work.
I’ve asked my Editor to pass along the following notes to Joe.
a. There’s a lesbian that I know that wants to jump his bones. (lipstick lesbian. Very cute.)
b. I would *not* have asked very polite questions regarding his golfing technique or how many years he’d studied classical cello.
c. I *probably* would have asked him if he ever had a crush on Sister Zealot as drawn in the original story lines of Image Comics’ Wild Cats.
d. I still want a signed copy of the new CD.
e. My Shmoois a lucky man that I’m not going because I’m gawddamn charming in person and I can only besmit one fella at a time. Hah
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