Convo with the Kissing Bandit
The Kissing Bandit’s Comments on America Today
Moi: So what’s your vibe today?
KB: Dismally bored.
Moi: How can you say that? Don’t you realize we’re at war? People are dying. Bombs are blasting.
KB: And it’s a polished media production that has less charisma than Joe Millionaire.
Moi:Ouch.
KB: Who would you guess is the dumber of the two? Evan or G.W.?
Moi: …
KB: Exactly.
Moi: …
KB: At least Evan had a nice chest to look at.
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