Pokemon on Crack.
Yes. I did it. I fed my hormonally induced avarice for impulse purchases and got myself a game cube. Why? For the express purpose of playing one particular game. Animal Crossing. It’s as addictive as girlscout cookies laced with heroin.
#1. Ridiculously cute. Just, ridiculously so.
#2. The overall purpose of the game involves Interior Decorating. Obvious Gay Appeal. Obvious Fag Hag Obligatory addiction resulting.
#3. Interesting social commentary. Good citizenship and socialization/behaviors/ etc. lead to immediate returns on Karmic currency and fiscal rewards.
#4. Did I mention it was ridiculously cute?
Goodbye Pillow. I shall miss thee.
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