New years resolutions:
I resolve not to make stupid amorphous and immeasurable new years resolutions that I’ll forget in 32 minutes.
I resolve instead to write down and set real, measurable, and atainable goals with action plans and steps to complete tasks & etc.
As soon as I find some paper. And the right pen to write down those goals. And someone to help me plan this shit out. And a planner for these goals. And maybe a nice white board. And someone to keep me accountable but not nag me about any of thse goals… Yeah.
Like you’re any better. Jerk.

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