To the meek hearted. Avert your eyes. Blood will be spilled.
FUCK IT!@
FUCK YOU!
FUCK IT ALL~!
AND YES, I KNOW THAT IN BLOGGING NETTIQUETTE, TYPING IN ALL CAPS WILL BE PERCEIVED AS SHOUTING.
FUCK IT!!
#1. TO THE PEOPLE WHO KEEP ON DUMPING THEIR SHIT ON ME INSTEAD OF CLEANING UP THEIR OWN: FUCK YOU!
#2. TO THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THEIR TIME THAN TO HARASS A STRANGER: FUCK YOU!
#3. TO THE OBSCENE COMMERCIALISM OUT THERE THAT MAKES ME WANT TO AVOID THE MALLS LIKE IT WAS DUSTED WITH ANTHRAX: FUCK YOU!
#4. TO THE ASSHOLES WHO DON’T KNOW HOW TO SLOW DOWN WHEN IT’S RAINING: FUCK YOU!
#5. TO THE JERKS WHO WHINE ABOUT “NOT GETTING THEIR FULL BONUS” THIS YEAR WHEN OTHER FOLKS MIGHT BE OUT OF JOBS OR STILL DON’T HAVE HOMES: “FUCK YOU!”
#6. TO THE CONDESCENDING FOLKS WHO REFER TO ME AS “SWEETHEART”: FUCK YOU!
(flailing arms wildly for about 45 minutes until that aneurysm kicks in)
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Can I go back to bed now, please?
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