Random moments dujour a la Min Jung
1. “Hey do you wanna watch a movie? I got Porky’s 1 & 2 from Netflix today.”
2. The drawer I carried to help a very modest and sweet friend move was utterly empty except for one red packaged condom.
3. How to shut up a bum. Steal his punchline. (In the most cracked out voice possible from the bum) “Hey, what’s the difference between a trick & a john?” (Me, shouting as I avoid his panhandling) “Twenty bucks and penicillin” I think I caught him off guard with this answer. He just looked at me stunned, and then started laughing.
4. Watching the performance of “Sweet Thing” by the Miss Asian American Idol pop star winner Bobbi.
5. The parking attendant *winked* at me. *Winked* at me.
6. The smell of clean laundry. Yay.
7. An email that made me grin from the inside out. I’ve felt a little grinny tingle glow all day.
8. A very special email note with an inspirational quote from a good friend of mine and lovely, I mean lovely, lady.
So here goes…get ready for yer spritual whuppin’!“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our Light, not our darkness, that most frightens us.”
“We ask ourselves, ‘Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous?’ Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn’t serve the world. There’s nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the Glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own Light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.”
-Nelson Mandela
I’ll be seeing Ivy at tomorrow’s Galaxy Girls ho-down performance. If you can make it, do come. It’s always a grand grand pleasure.
9. Last but not least, I became the superhero to underaged pootytang at the club. Yours trully, singlehandedly fixed the one of the three toilets whilst a line a block long stood anxiously cross legged. I fix the toilet. I get to pee first.
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