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Guest Post

Guest post from my East Coast TwinThe uber diva, infamously known as “Plee”To come shortly.As only true girlfriends do, here we are demonstrating the appropriate and universal sign language for “you have kimchi stuck in your teeth, yo”

True

True Romance
Moi: “So How’d you meet?”J: “Yo, you’re going to love this.”C: “Yeah, it’s kind of funny…”J: “Our Dads used to bang together so like they’d be doing drugs and getting fucked up and shit when we were babies and would shove us in the other room and be like, ok babies, go play”C: “So […]

My favorite compliment today?
Friend: “You’re downright Brit-like Cheeky.”Moi: “Cheeky? As in ass cheek?”Friend: “Cheeky? As in I should pinch yours”Moi: “Again, I inquire, Cheeky? As in ass cheek?”Friend: “Exactly.”

May I confess that it is a continuing challenge to attempt witticisms whilst congested?And (gasp) fully clothed?
Surely something must change in the near future, I dare say.Desperately so.
*smirk*

I slept for 14 hours last night. Yes 14 hours. In bed by 4, up by 6 AM.My throat feels as if I’ve swallowed expanding gravel.

I hate everyone healthy right now.
I am sick and feeling like a big whiney crybaby. My head, in addition to being blockhead shaped, currently feels as if there are some explosive devices somewhere in my sinus cavity. The forehead, already flat like my nosey, feels like it’s been beaten with a concrete brick.I have […]

Best compliment to a discouraged writer“So Min Jung, I read your articles in KoreAm every month! Omg”“You’re kidding me, right?” “No seriously. I take it into the bathroom with me. I leave it there and [my brother] reads it too.”“Charming…so every time you take a shit, you think of me.”“Yeah!”

Sunshine

From Leia, who is a grand piece of sunshine herself,
“Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.” -James Barrie
To recap on my the remaining parts of my TX trip, I’m a bit overdue and I apologize for the delay.
Texas Adventures: Yeeehawww Part 3 The evening […]

Due to some recently very unfortunate circumstances
#1. I have deleted my photogallery & all pix off of my computer/server related to Folsom Street Fair 2002
#2. Any photos that anyone else might have of the public masturbator in the leather mask from the fair that folks might have, please do me a favor and email them […]

Texas Adventures: Big update forthcoming.In the meantime, all my pix are now up from the trip. Yee haw!

Yeeehaw!

Texas Adventures: Yeeehawww Part 2:
Lets just say that I have an ungodly amount of semi-digested red meat in my belly right now.Yes. More barbq. This time, at the infamous Salt Lick where the meat is plentiful and the tables are sticky.
Good natured snark of the day involved Pamela’s friend Kevin who was explaining […]

Found

Found: Rattlesnake Chili Recipe
2 tablespoons cooking oil 1/2 cup chopped green peppers 1lb ground beef (or turkey) 2 tablespoons chili powder 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper, ground 2/3 cup tomato paste (6 oz. can) […]

Truth that hurts.
XXX’s Vin Diesel is 3 DoubleDouble’s away from becoming Insomniac’s David Atell
And the “poppin fresh dough boy of Comedy Central’s Daily Show”
Stop crushing, now.

Proselia Spontenaium
She asked me to wash the dishes and I did. Before diving my hands into a swamp of dishes, warm water, and suds, I’d flipped the radio on with my elbow. The station played one of my favorite tunes by the Shirelles and after weaving into a comfortable rhythm of scouring, rinsing, […]

Texas

Texas Adventures: Yeeehawww Part 1:
Note to self #484.If at all possible, do not fly redeye to Texas ever again.Which is not to say that I don’t ever want to come back, nay, I dig it muchly here. I just don’t want to do any more awful red eye flights that take me through Minneapolis. […]