IDIOT!
Reason #42 on why I won’t be appearing on any gameshow’s anytime soon.
To set the scene:
Chris is driving the pimp mobile with myself, Ernie, & Eric in tow. I am beswooned in witty rapture from the company of these gentlemen. I am later beswooned by the small bottle of single malt scotch that accompanies lunch, a gift from dear Eric who has returned from Ireland & Scotland.
We four are embarking on an adventure to eat a burrito of epic proportions with tasty salsa on the side. The sun is high and the skies are clear. The wind is blowing south west at 15 knots. The music is calamitous and raucous. It is Andrew W K. The party anthem album.
Chris: “So, like every song is something like ‘Time to Party’ or “I’m going to Party’ or ‘Party Night” or ‘Party Hard’ or something like that.
Eric: “Hey is this song what I think it is?”
Chris: “What? “Take…take…take it…?”
Moi: “Take it, Bitch?”
Chris: “WHAT?! No, No! It’s definitely not ‘Take it Bitch’. It’s ‘Take it *OFF*’
Ernie: “Gawd I’d love to see you on $100,000 Pyramid”
Moi: “Aw hell no, that’d be a train wreck. And besides, I don’t think the censors could keep up with me”
Ernie: “True.”
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