Texas
Texas Adventures: Yeeehawww Part 1:
Note to self #484.
If at all possible, do not fly redeye to Texas ever again.
Which is not to say that I don’t ever want to come back, nay, I dig it muchly here. I just don’t want to do any more awful red eye flights that take me through Minneapolis. I slept, mercifully albeit uncomfortably through most of the trip. I got ripped off for buying earplugs at the airport but now I consider them worth the investment.
Pamela picked me up and shortly after my arrival at her lovely home of cats I passed out. For about 3 hours. Yeah. We got ourselves some BarbQ (get to check that off the list) and found myself a swank little straw Cowgirl Hat. I even got a cute black leather hat band for it. *I* think I look fairly nifty. Though of course, I’m hopelessly vain and I consider myself reasonably cute under most occasions. Puah!
No rattlesnake Chili, I’m afraid. Apparently it’s only a chili cookoff type of delicacy and not to be found on any commercial markets. Sad. I tried. I’ve gotten enough BBQ sauce & fixings, however, to bring back for the gang when I get back.
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The other night I was jokingly asked by a friend of mine,Rockstar, (Not to be confused with Porn Star who is the actor/masseuse) if I was a Dildo Wrangler.
I’d never heard the term used before.
Rockstar: “Uh well… a wrangler being like those people you see at rodeos or in the wild west who rope and tie up cattle or horses and stuff…”
Moi: “Well, I haven’t seen or heard of any roving packs of dildos stampeding in this neighborhood…”
Rockstar: ” . . . “
Moi: “Yes. I have a vibrator.”
Rockstar: “Ok. Cool.”
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I think I’ll go wrangle up some of them pussies roving around the house. That sounds dirty but it isn’t really. There are a total of 7 gatos here. LB-Little Bitcher, Baily, Pumpkin, Styn aka Loki aka Cocky Kitty, Spritel, Maggie, Velcro. Extensive, and I mean *EXTENSIVE* Kitty love gallery HERE.. And did I forget the puppy? Or the aquarium?
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Non Sequiter
An email that made me laugh out loud uncontrollably today.
Hey-
Public Gimp Wanker is me. Do you have any more photos of my performance
that you could share? Catch the cum shot?People call me many things…but gimp? What gives?
thanks,
A big howdy to the 1000+ new visitors to my site over the last few days who’ve found me via google, google NZ, google Japan, & Google Deutsch for Folsom Street Fair 2002 pix.
Welcome to my world.
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