Promises with the full intent to break them sometime this decade.
I shall NOT drink this much *ever* again.
You know what’s bad? Drinking so much that you’re still drunk when you wake up. At 3 in the afternoon the next day. After having thrown up the evening before. After nearly picking a fight with a dipshit that’s about a foot taller than you.
Yeah.
The long island ice teas are cruel cruel cruel.
And the spittle on my face from the drool drool drool
do not a pretty picture make of this otherwise dignified miss
Hung over and much looking like a fool fool fool.
Oy. *Boy* did I overindulge. More updates forthcoming after I drink another gallon of water.

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