Something that made me laugh today.

In convo with the Sexual Mysterioso regarding the notions of threesomes & the such.
Moi: “Um… if I have performance anxiety when having sex with one person, then I could barely handle the tension & anxiety having sex with two. Bejebus.. I’m not even sure I’ve got it down straight with one person anyways.”
SM: “Now Min Jung, I mean this in the most honestly sweet and kindest way possible. I bet you’re a great lay. Honest.”
Moi: “Awww how sweet and kind of you to say that. No really!”

… later …
Moi: “Ok… I gotta go now…after all this talk…maybe I’ve got a bit of potentiality of getting laid.”
SM: “My gawd you’re dumping me! You’re going off and dumping me and going to get laid with someone else.”
Moi: “Ok. Now that’s jacked up. You just had sex and you’re be*grudging* me?! That’s so jacked up!. If I’m dumping you it’s because you cheated on me! TWICE! What kind of jacked up double standard is *that*?!”
SM: “You’re dumping me!”
Moi: “Fine. I’m dumping you. Now I *really* gotta go get laid.”

Except *we* all know how likely *that* really is.