Beware the Kissing Bandit
Kissing Bandit: “Oops, I did it again.”
Moi: “Oh no, now what?”
KB: “It’s not like I enjoy being bad…I’m just so damn good at it.”
Moi: “You’re telling me. So who’s the victim this time?”
KB: “Not telling. Too potentially complicated for words.”
Moi: “Really?”
KB: “Yeah. Let’s just say that I am definitley bi curious but made out with a boy with a ponytail last night.”
Moi: “Well, k? Like gay men date Asian Women before coming out of the closet, you had to make out with a sysadmin or rocker before you…”
KB: “Yeah. Something like that.”
Moi: “Bloody Brilliant.”
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