Discussions on Circumcision:
Part 1:
The scene: At Lucky Cheng’s in sweltering NYC, last night. Overall a dreadfully disappointing dining experience because the food was out of arms reach, the drinks were too weak, and the drag queens are utterly pallid in comparison to the vivacious ladies known as the Galaxy Girls. Not to mention the guidolicious trashy annoyances at the table next to ours.
Jason, fine doctor indeed who carries a copy of “The Straight Man” with him (note,the text is not a guide book on how to be straight) shares a story regarding a friend of his who has had a botched circumcision job. The said friend is considering getting the procedure completed.
Anil: “That’s ridiculous. I mean…for folks to get circumcised…would you get your eyelids cut off? And the whole sanitation thing? Whatever, then go ahead and cut off your lips because you don’t wash those when you brush your teeth.”
MJ: “…”
Jason: “You have thought *far* too much about this.”
Part II.
Jason: “Well you don’t think that the women that he’s been with would be uncomfortable or disgusted by it…”
Anil: “None that I have been with ever complained…”
MJ: ” Yeah… but to be snipped half way? My Gracious… you know they won’t say a damn thing to the guy in person but behind his back you know they’re dishing with their girlfriends ‘ oh my fucking gawd, i mean….really, I’d rather hump his brains out rather than give him a blow job where i have to be eye level with that thing’”.
Part III.
Ultimate Straight Man (Not Jason). “Actually, being involved with the medical field, I used to have to see circumcisions all the time…”
Ernie: “Get outta here!”
Ultimate Straight Man: “I’d average attending about 2 a week at least…”
MJ: “Oh my god. You saw more dick than even Ernie!”
Ernie: “Bitch.”
Addendum.
And because Brian said so, “Cock-Mullet” (copyright pending)
And random factoid of deliciousness. A year and a half ago when I was last in NYC, I saw a taping of Comedy Central’s Premium Blend.
Today it was verified that the band that I saw perform, ultimate deliciousness that they were, was in fact, Brian’s Band “The Conquistadors”.KICKING ASS!
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