MinJungKim.com Braindump v 6.0 Gah. I’m still doing this?

Going through the Motions Of Having Emotions
A gaspy sigh of a start to a new feature.Monthly Audio Blog.
Here.

Too Much Poonani
#1. Vagina MonologuesWow. Went last week and had an incredible time with my pal the Gorgeous Man. (He looks like he belongs in a boyband. But he’s 29)3rd row seats center, to boot. And free tix. Does it get any better than that? I mean, if you break […]

Belly Button Love
I’m pretty vanilla when it comes to fetishes but there’s something quite simple that puts me into a purring state of absolute bliss. After a load of dishes are done in the dishwasher, I pull out a piping hot bowl and press the bottom to my belly button. It’s deliciously toasty warm […]

List of Annoyances #432
* People who introduce me as if they have known me forever (when they don’t) as “oh, and this is Min Jung…she’s sort of a writer or something.”
* People who presume that a woman with a blog that has reasonably healthy traffic must have that volume because they post pictures of their […]

Cheese
So I was shopping for a dinner party earlier this afternoon at whole foods and needed to pick up a nice roquefort to crumble into my salad.
Cheese Guy: “Hey.. how you doing today?”Me: “Just fine, thanks.”Cheese Guy: “I just wanted to say that you’re totally well coordinated today. I mean it looks really […]

So Much

so much to say, so little timeIs it fair to say:
it is weird running into old college friends who read your blog?it is weird to run into former uhn nees (big sisters) from college who read your articles in magazines and confess these things while more shitfaced than thou?is it weird to say […]

Is it ok to say that…
I’m a little bit tweaked that my long distance calling service, after 6 years of good account status & service, will be discontinued after the weekend? It’s not my fault and I’ll leave it at that.

Triple WoOot

Need an excuse to be drunk & stupid & say the wrong thing to the cutest person in the room?
The Triple WoOot (invented today by yours trully & Dan)Vanilla CokeFrangelicoKahluaVodka
Garnish with little paper umbrella with girls panties printed on them.
Voila.

Today I find fascination with Language
By no means do I study etymology. But I find it amusing how folks choose to use language to express themselves.
I have the snobbish opinion that folks who use “dope” as an adjective tend to fail to recognize themselves as appearing like one.That’s like using “too” or “wow, like” […]

Vow
Today I make a vow of tenderness. Of kindness. Of charity. Of patience. Of forgiveness. And of being human and present and real to all who cross my path today. Today I make a vow to pause before I express myself in a manner that might be arrogant, distasteful, disrespectful or unkind. Today […]

Argh

Damn it all to hell # 43289863
This shit is unpardonable. (link props to UberChick)
Hate crimes are shitty.Sexual assault is shitty.
Hate crimes combined with sexual assault if beyond shitty.
As one who has experienced both the above (though not in combination) I can only say that sometimes the world is pretty shitty.
Hate Crime #1:I am 8 […]

No Salt & Peppa Please
Is it alright to not want to talk about sex today? I mean seriously, I’ve about had it with anyone & everyone wanting to talk about sex. What’s hot, what’s good, what’s in, what does it for them, which positions, how to demonstrate, skills, fur pies, bisexuality, curiosity, peaking, drugs […]

Beware the Kissing Bandit
Kissing Bandit: “Oops, I did it again.”Moi: “Oh no, now what?”KB: “It’s not like I enjoy being bad…I’m just so damn good at it.”Moi: “You’re telling me. So who’s the victim this time?”KB: “Not telling. Too potentially complicated for words.”Moi: “Really?”KB: “Yeah. Let’s just say that I am definitley bi […]

Poetica Spontenaium
I am drunk from my own astonishmentLightheaded from comprehensionWobbly with interpetationsand too bewildered to respond.
My gutt is a flutter with dizzy hornets dancing solsticeAnd you look at me and say“What?”

re: the blog meetup?
Good company makes up for poor attendance.