Slap my ass and call me a groupie.
I want a teeshirt.

Read the following notice from him. Download the mp3s. Buy additional thongs because you *know* you’re going to throw yours up on stage at their next show. No, really.

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Hey, this is DoctorGrosz and I�m gonna be straight-up honest with you. No bullshit. From the hip. Why? Because I need your help and there�s no point in buttering you up, feeding you lies and promising you �hot nude teens� or ways to �increase your bust size NATURALLY.�

I�ve been the guitarist for Conquistador for seven years now [we've been on Comedy Central, ESPN 2, ABC and Tokyo TV] and we�ve finally released an album worthy of breaking us into the land Kurt Loder, Green M&M�s and parties in Hef�s grotto. The only problem is: record companies want to know they�re signing a �sure thing.� No fucking risk-taking
whatsoever. You have to be famous enough that you don�t NEED the record contract.

Take a few minutes and go download our mp3s at http://www.mp3.com/conquistador � take a listen to what we�re trying to push. Check out http://www.conquistadornyc.com> nd take a look at what we�re about.

If you love it, great! The rest should be easy! Post about us on your blog, grab a banner from our site , tell your friends.

Tell ya what! If you send us 1,000 hits from your site, I�ll send you a free copy of our CD�2,000 hits and I�ll send you a free t-shirt!

If it�s not your cup of tea, no big deal! We can�t appeal to everyone. But if you respect what I�m trying to do here and you believe in the
internet�s promotional value I ask that you�d blog about that. �Conquistador is a pretty crappy band, but they�re trying to do something interesting using the weblog community, blah blah blah��

That�s it. No more pestering from me. If you have any other questions, feel free to email me. If you�re really pissed that I�ve written to you
about this, I apologize and I promise you�ll never hear from me about it again.

Rokk over London, Rokk on Chicago!
Cheers,
-doc