Woops
*ring*
“Hello? This is MJ”
“Hey, this is Cory.”
“Choire?“
“Yeah…so did you get lucky last night?”
“What?! What do you mean?”
“You know…by the way, I’m calling from the Boys & Girls Club of America”
“Uh…K?”
“So what’s up then? Did you get Lucky”
“Uh…wait…this is MJ”
“Oh woops. Never mind.”
Wrong number. I had a brief thought there that the Boys & Girls Club of America was doing some sort of sex telefund outreach or some such. Pity. That would have been rather nice indeed.