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Overload

There are so many things that I could write about that I barely know where to begin.
Should I go chronologically or thematically? Such is the dilemma for a writer. Additionally, shouldn’t I be writing my articles or the editorial for work instead of putzing around on my blog? Mostly all I can say […]

Slap my ass and call me a groupie.I want a teeshirt.
Read the following notice from him. Download the mp3s. Buy additional thongs because you *know* you’re going to throw yours up on stage at their next show. No, really.
***************Hey, this is DoctorGrosz and I�m gonna be straight-up honest with you. No bullshit. […]

Hot Damn,Ernie makes one post about me and my hits go through the fricking roof.Additionally, random folks from all over decide to scour my site to figure out why the hell Ernie refers to me as uber fabulous.
The truth? I pay him.
So far the only plans set are:Friday Night: OakenfoldSaturday Morning: Brunch with my best […]

Woops
*ring*
“Hello? This is MJ”“Hey, this is Cory.”“Choire?““Yeah…so did you get lucky last night?”“What?! What do you mean?”“You know…by the way, I’m calling from the Boys & Girls Club of America”“Uh…K?”“So what’s up then? Did you get Lucky”“Uh…wait…this is MJ”“Oh woops. Never mind.”
Wrong number. I had a brief thought there that the […]

Stupid

I’m having a day of clumsy tongue. As if I’d accidentally mistaken a tranquilizer dart intended for a polar bear as my toothbrush. Blardy blah blickity blooper blah.Minus the drooling, it’s sort of charming. Ha. Seriously though, I think it’s best that I sit in my office and just crank through […]

Poetica Spontenaium
Wicked ways over summer daysstraddling the hours until the beer bottles sweat
Glistening lips over collarbones, hipscrumpling resistance, shredding regret
Slick sweat and sweet, a unmurmurable feattucked between dusk and slim thighs
Undulating stars, rocking sirens in carsWhispers, a summer heat in disguise.

Ewww.My feet stink soo badly right now, it’s ridiculous. Note to self, in spite of how much I hate donning socks most any month of the year, I should still be considerate and keep my stinking tootsies to myself so that I don’t cause riots in response to chemical war fare rumours at the office.
Bloody […]

Fetal PositionMy best friend from college is pregnant. I can barely believe it. Two years ago I was a bridesmaid for her wedding and now she apparently looks like she’s swallowed a small soccer ball. I wonder if she considers the kicking training for World Cups to come.
My bosslady is pregnant too. […]

Warm Pussies & Hottubbing < — You’re right, it’s definitley not what you think.
To say I’m exhausted is an understatement.I’ve been feeling a bit overwhelmed of late…and in desperate need of pure downtime. Pure, “I don’t care if I’m being rude, but could you please go away…yeah, I meant now” kind of downtime. […]

Stevie wonder

Does Stevie Wonder have his own holiday yet?
No?I’d like to nominate today, humpday, and a weary summer one at that, as “I Just Called to Say I Love You” day. (And no, there is no sponsorship here from Sprint or AT&T or 10-10-220…carrot top can go fuck himself, ya know? I hate that guy.)
I […]

It’s Out and it’s getting *RAVE* reviews!
And why yes, I do happen to have a small piece in the issue.Yo, canucks, go find it.
I can’t wait to get my sweaty little hands on my issue.Hot.

I’m up.
I’m off to watch Korea kick some ass in the World Cup.Mahnssseeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
And yeah, when asked the question who I’d root for if Korea went up against the US in soccer? Hmmm I’d still root for Korea. It’s not so much about nationalism as phenotype…cuz, come *on*, how often do you see someone […]

Conversations with Poops

Conversations with the Old Man.
“Happy Father’s Day Daddy”“Is that it?”“Uh… what else do you want?”“Nuh tting.”“Ok, then you get nuh tting just like you asked”(chuckles)“How are you, my love-ly daughter?”“Oh, fine Daddy.. just fine. Did Mike call you?”“He in Korea. Business Trip.”“Wow, really? And he remembered to call?”“Yeah.. he watching soccer. He […]

PS.
What’d you do for father’s day? Phone call? Putzing around the house? Brunch with the parents?So what’d I *really* do for fathers day?Oh… ya know… hit a drag show.Bill always does the *ab best* reviews of the evening.Jon, Bill, Heather, Lance, Jish, Kristin, & Todd. Good times had by all.

Advance warning

Advance Warning: NYC
Just a friendly note of warning.Ernie and Myself will be hitting the streets of NYC from July 3rd - July 7th. (We’re taking the red eye out on July 2nd).
Do you want to meet up?
I have only the vaguest of plans right now and want to make sure I don’t […]