Too deflating not to post.
* Going shopping at Victoria Secrets
* Frantically scowering the racks before locating a brassier that might fit. 36 A.
* Slunching to the register and taking such brassiere home. After all, I still believe in miracles. Bras. Miracle bras. Yeah.. I know, I’m recycling that joke.
* Getting home and trying on said bra to realize.. damn it, I’m not an A. I’m an A Minus.