MinJungKim.com Braindump v 6.0 Gah. I’m still doing this?

Total BummerThey are filming the show about Virginity this Saturday and I have to be up here. Otherwise, it was pretty much a sure thing.
Alas, my brief, near brush with fame.
… … … hmmmm … … … I think it’s now safe for me to go out and get me some.

To no one in particular. Honest. (cough cough cough)Psssst.You need a new haircut.

Braaaappp!

There’s nothing quite like starting off your morning with a burp.A big raucous growling *uuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrp*.Ideally fueled by a luke warm diet coke.
Then pop into your car and while en route to hit traffic, carefully navigate your car over the fresh cat corpse that is smack dab in the middle of your lane. It’s not […]

Noggin

Interesting thoughts atumble in my noggin:Thoughts jumbling about in my head, very much like a very poorly sorted load of laundry on high spin. Darks, whites, knits, delicates, and a big lumpy churning thing making odd noises as it gurgles and bubbles about. As per the usual, in no particular order.
Have I lost […]

The Born Again Virgin strikes again < --- maybe (also known as...non booty may just yet pay off)— ******* < ***********@*******> wrote:I’m a producer with a new show for the Discovery Channel and I came across your article on-line. We are doing a show on “Virginity” and I think you would be […]

Ok… when did Rocks Scissors Paper become the grounding for big parenting decisions?

Etta James - Someone to Watch Over Me
I love that Etta sounds like a woman, full bodied and booty swaying in smoky vocal delight in this song.She’s not a little girl who can’t take care of herself who needs a big testosterone he-man to care for her.No, she’s a woman. All woman. 100 […]

Poetica SpontenaiumDelight is turning your heavy headfrom the dark side of the too wide bed
to see the careful thieving of dawn creeping and breakingthrough verdant leaves and blinds left open.
watching tiny wrens toddle through the morning airwith nervous cheeps and awkward fumbling
Sniffing deep, from the belly, the hope of a new morningToes still curled in […]

Shopping Binge

Shopping Binge
After being under employed for nearly a year.After scrapping with odd jobs including being a receptionist at a hair salon, an extra in the matrix, pr consulting, misc free lance writing and..After suffering through Santa Pimping.After eating too much ramen.After dating for sushi.After feeing excessively in low esteem for extended durations.After being annoyed with […]

Sometimes I amaze myself.I fixed my permalinks. Woot.
And instead of dorking out via im or blogging or fixing this damn site, I’m going to curl up with a book and giggle at the events of the day.Boy, I could share it with you, but some secrets a girl has to keep to herself.Wooooooo, nelly.

BOC

My friend Lou aka the BOC (bone of contention) is a kettle of cheese. But a cute one at that. Don’t *you* think? (go vote for him)
I dig so well that there are some very marvy men friends that I have (and straight ones at that). It just wounds me to the marrow that […]

PS.
This doesn’t make me an A-lister does it? And bejebus, I barely attended the panels.Pbbbbt. Next year, I plan to finance my trip by having cases of chilled beer for snarking after hours at the Omni. Count on it.

Gotcha.
While #1-#3 were true in last night’s post, 4-6 were fabrications from my warped mind. Please please please don’t hate me. Heaven knows I love you. *smooch* But still, a good gotcha? It’s just my good writing skills which got you. And also apparently got a few other people who called me all […]

There are a number of disturbing coincidences trending from the last week.
#1. Mild stalker interactions via AIM & email.
#2. Credit card # is thefted
#3. Someone else steals my mail and in that batch of mail, steals yet another credit card # and has my payment check with my signature on it.
#4. I leave the […]