Overheard today:
Conversation between three lovely young men (with fiercly sculpted eyebrows) that look like they belong in a boyband.
A: “So how’s it going with that dude”
B: “It’s ok… it’s just… well”
C: “What? Spit it out, girlfriend“
B: “It’s just that… like he’s holding back”
A: “And…”
C: “I already know where this is going.Blah blah blah blah blah blah
B: “Huh?”
C: “You’ll be intrigued for the next thirty seconds with mister mystery boy until you discover that he’s really *just* boring”
B: “…
A: & C: Hi Five each other and clink bottles of Smirnoff Ice
B: “…I hate you.”