Have I ever confessed how vain I am?
As I type, I’m currently moisturizing my face, have a dollop of eye cream on, and am whitening my teeth. Nature has done her job, folks, and I at the least, need to do some maintenance. Of course this doesn’t go so far as to actually get my ass to the gym.My laziness supercedes my vanity in this case.
Here’s Min Jung’s Dump o’ Thoughts in No Particular Order
* This gel on my teeth is not comfortable
* If I let myself go, close my eyes and sit still, the only thing I can feel is my ******* getting antsy.
* I hope my efile for this years taxes go through
* I hope the jerk who stole my credit card number gets a really nasty paper cut.
* I have too many posts from my old site that I still need to move over here
* Will I still fit into the bridesmaid dress for may?
* KBB is spooking me and I wish he’d treat me like a person and not someone to stalk via website. Tres Disappointing
* Do I have something unwrinkled to wear tomorrow?
* How weird is it to share sexual fantasies via chatting?
* How normal is it in this day and age?
* How is it that I now feel so addicted to my website and so burdened by it at the same time?
* My father makes me laugh so much and love him so hard that sometimes it hurts
* Will I get my iistix article done?
* Someone offered to cook me dinner on Wednsday. But he’s somewhat too eager & it causes the skin on my neck to flinch
* Have I missed too many episodes of Survivor to care?
* I owe Logan a call.
* Maybe in some ways, I have sold out.
* I need to visit NYC. Maybe for 7/4.
* I’m pretty damn blessed.
* Why is it that Bling & I always keep missing each other. 7 months and seen each other only twice. Gah
* Lent is almost over and I’ve accomplished 1.celibacy, 2. prayer, 3. holding out from eating chocolates until yesterday 4. no icecream.
* Bejebus, have I really put 120K miles on my little saturn? She’s only 6 years old.
* Why do I feel so disenchanted or detached from certain people these days?
* My friend Liza is cool. She’s a hot blonde. She used to be a radio Dj. She used to teach ball room dance. She’s now going to be a funeral director. I owe her a smooch.
* I am afraid I am beginning to feel my age
* Race matter discussions re: SXSW just make me want to scream out “Get over your lilly ass guilt, yo”
* I need to sleep earlier.