Top Five
Top 5 10 Thoughts in the Head of a Crush
10. Shouldn’t I be done with crushing on folks by now? Crush’s should not outlast zits.
9. What is the difference between a crush and being interested in someone? The difference between “Hit me with your best shot” and “Woops, I just shot myself in the foot. Again.”
8.Also, the difference between a tongue in someone’s mouth, and a foot.
7. Crush subjects are always far more interesting in one’s fantasies than in real life. This logic does not register, in the mind of a crush, however.
6. There is an enormous and annoying anomoly between having one’s confident swerve on, versus turning into a 15 year old who is spilling drinks, snorting into them when giggling, and blushing.
5. Why do I always look like a dork when I see him Why do I always feel like a dork when I see him.
4. Is it impossible for me to for once look cool, & cute, and not like an anime character when he’s around?
3. Should I stop by his house and bring him someting…uh…just friendly like…um… note to self, remember boundaries…crush–> stalker is not a good direction to go towards.
2. What did I do to deserve this stupid “Dawson’s Creek” level of teen giddiness and angst. When will it end? Ack.
1. Why, oh dear gawd, why. Why won’t he *love* me?
(cough cough)
Don’t ask.
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