12/08/01
Santa Pimping Story Du Jour
“Awww cute baby…how old is she?”
“Oh… about 9 weeks old”
“So sweet.. let’s put him on santa’s lap”
“Awww how cute, he’s smiling”
(Baby suddenly produces more milky projectile vomit than in a performance that resonates classic performances by Linda Blair)
En Chorus, parents, Santa staff, and about 40 individuals waiting in line and watching - “OH. MY. GAWD.”
Sleepy. Weepy. Sneezy. Cheesy.
Sleepy : It’s 11 PM on a saturday night and I just want to put on my fuzzy slippers adn turn in, crash hard, and snore without shame. I plan on it within an hours time.
Weepy: well not really though I’m empathizing pretty hard for a friend right now who’s heard some rough news for the hoidays. It’s pretty much all you can do.
Sneezy: Those kids and hanging out at an outside set for the last few weeks have given me the sniffoos. I am heavily medicated and should not operate heavy machinery like tractors or slurpee machines.
Cheesy: Stamp my head and call me velveeta but little things made me smile today. Like having hot coffee and english muffins with home made apricot preserves in the company of furry company and then worrying about a little errant fat pug wearing a bondage gear type collar and a paper price tag that says “I Love Bones.”
Poetica Spontenaum 12/08/01
It seems odd to me
You’ll kiss me ardently
When I’m saying “bye”
Peace Out
Min Jung
PS: If anyone saw or will see a crazy chinese hot body chick dancing her drunken ass off at Club Bas tonight, to please say “Hi” to “ween” and to give her a kiss and buy her a drink for me. It’s her birthday. And she’s a butt.
Me and Irene in a drunken sandwhich with Gedde Watanabe aka”The Donger” at the Golden Ring Awards about 2 years ago.
Irene still looks this hot. Happy birthday girlfriend
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