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Canuckie Update

12/31/01
Canuckie Update:~ Have still evaded impalement by Hockey Sticks~ Have still evaded angry canadian lesbians/cam girls/ex-girlfriends (or a combination of all the above in relation to members of my travel party)~ Have still evaded confused American drivers when confronted with blinking green lights~ Have still […]

Insanity!

12/28/01
Oh. My. Gawd.We’re. Going. To. Die. Impaled. On. Hockey Sticks.
So here we are in Vancouver. Amazing that myself, Bertie, Jesse, and roommate Pot Pie made it here in one piece. The first leg of our trip was mostly with lots of stuttering stops. This was all in attempts to get out of […]

Merry!

12/25/01
Why a merry merry xmas to you too. I bet you thought I wouldn’t make it.Hell, I didn’t think I would.
Xmas is supposed to be all happy & cheerful, right? < ----At the end of the season, it’s really like this.—> But you know what? THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!
And not only […]

Better

12/20/01A decidedly better day.
Quick highlights* Relativley painfree day at work* Shopping for purple frillies at the Gap* Visit from Glenda & lovely holiday soap of peppermint!* Lunch with Paris* Tea with a new friend* Dinner with an old friend (who happens to be Korean, Catholic, 5′10 and a doctor to boot. But we’re just […]

Argh

12/19/01Damn it all to hell.Can I please have one fricking normal day? Please, God? Please with sugar dumplings & butter cookies with chocolate frosting?
So last night, er, early this morning I’m up in a chat room with the vancouver entourage trying to coordinate the maddening logistics of traveling with a group of 11, […]

Spoiled

12/16/01Spoiled Right
Alicia Keys - A Woman’s WorthYou could buy me diamonds You could buy me pearls Take me on a cruise around the world Baby you know I’m worth it Dinner lit by candle Run my bubble bath Make love tenderly to last, to last Cause baby you know I’m worth it
Last night I […]

Current!

12/14/01Current Mood:Cranky
Listening to:Duncan Sheik - You Embraceable You
Currently Doing:Multitasking 3 chat windows while whitening my teeth
Santa Pimping Story Du JourSnotty Mom is chatting with her friends as children perform olympic style uneven bar manoevers without her supervision nor with her noticing the *3* signs that request that children don’t play on the Santa set.
“Boys, please […]

Snapshot

12/12/01
Current Mood:Exhausted but satisfied
Listening to:Etta James “I’ll Be Seeing You”
Currently Doing:Seated swaying & typing
Found TreasureHave recovered one copy of Steve Young on Santa’s lap, a roll of stamps I hadn’t realized I had misplaced, and a fresh pack of mints. Woot!
Other relics include my highschool copy of Strunk & White’s the Elements […]

Nutcase

12/09/01I must be losing my mindBut really, I think it must be somewhere in my room under the rubble of old journals, magazines never read, and nailpolish bottles.
Items lost/MIA in the past week:3 photos of Steve Young sitting on Santa’s Lap1 handsfree set for nearly brand spanking new Nokia phone1 Photoshop 6.0 Installation CD (admittably, […]

SweetSunday

12/09/01Goodnight sweet sunday.I’ll tuck you in gently.A weeks worth of dreamingI’ll bestow on your brow
Goodnight sweet sundayI’ll pray for you tenderlyA basket of blessingsI’ll tuck under your pillow
Goodnight sweet sundayI’ll sing to you softlyMy love will watch over youSleep sweetly, my dove, now.
My mother actually never sang me lullabies. None that I can […]

12/08/01
Santa Pimping Story Du Jour“Awww cute baby…how old is she?”“Oh… about 9 weeks old”“So sweet.. let’s put him on santa’s lap”“Awww how cute, he’s smiling”
(Baby suddenly produces more milky projectile vomit than in a performance that resonates classic performances by Linda Blair)
En Chorus, parents, Santa staff, and about 40 individuals waiting in line and watching […]

12/06/01Doctor’s Visits and B-rated PornI’m healthy, doing alright, but a visit to the doctor is something that everyone needs to do inspite of phobias. Especially an annual gyno visit. I know, too much information. Anyways, Based on the recommendation of a nurse associate of mine, I went to visit a doc with […]

Status

12/05/01
< ...>There’s a lot of items on my mind these days…Though on the outside I often appear organized, possibly compulsive - with alphabetized spice racks, mostly my brain is really just a bag of marbles that are jostling against each other and creating that lovely little clicking & scraping sound that bright glass does.
Invasion? […]

Purple Nail Polish & Folk Rock

12/03/01Purple Nail Polish & Folk RockSome time ago I was running a tradeshow in Baltimore where I became good friends with the nearly ulcerfied marketing manager running the exhibit for his own company. We commisserated our woes and our stress regarding setting up our booths, lazy union staff, and the excessive quantity of denim […]

Self Archeology

12/02/01Self ArcheologyI sometimes wonder if I’m a total narcissist. After all, don’t I own a website and by some delusion of grandeur someone actually visits and I get that little thrill from checking my traffic stats. Vanity, thy name is Min Jung.
I remember reading the diary of Anne Frank when I was nine or […]