Agreement
09/20/01
Aggreement
Ze Photographer and I had a bit of foggy day therapy over green tea this afternoon.
After much discussion he has expressed the following truisms.
#1. Korean women are difficult.
#2. Korean women are hard to date.
#3. Korean women have issues.
These sadly enough, I have to concede as truths.
#4. Korean women are phenomenal in bed.
Um… *yeah*.
Ok, he didn’t say that. I stuck that in there. But hey, it could be true, right?
Ze Photographer has also consented to *re-deflower* me if I still haven’t “gotten any” by the time I turn 30. Woot.
Only 3 more years of celibacy to go. Wooo!
Oh how sad is that.
Did I mention that Ze Photographer is just about my favorite shoots-from-the-lip-hard-boiled-tough-nosed-smack-talking-
irreverent-no-bullshit-taking-or-giving-talented-and-quite-a-sexy-biyatch-smart-with-integrity Korean guy that I know? No romantic sparks have ever passed between us though. He’s very smart and hey, truisms #1,#2, and #3 apply for moi as is already painfully evident here.
There are no Korean women (besides yours trully) that is cool enough for him. He says they tend to be myopic. If you swing with the “princess-big-lashes-liquid-eye-liner-yes-obba” crew, then hmmm, yeah I would say that could be true.
He says that all the Korean men he knows are too boring or couldn’t handle me. Considering that between the two of us we know of more than a handful of mid 30 year old Korean men who are still living iwth their parents, I couldn’t quite disagree with this either.
Gah.
I get a feeling those 3 years aren’t going to be short enough.
Min Jung
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