Adventure!
08/07/01
T Minus 12 days until Europe! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Lactose InfartulantAfter hitting Zacharies over in rockridge for stellar stuffed pizza with an unbelievable quantity of drippy cheese, I’ve been in a farting frenzy. No, I’m not kidding. Plus, I think mine also stink slightly of the baked garlic cloves spread on crackers that I had last night. Today, not particularly smelling like a sexay biyatch. *Shrug*. It’s a human thing. Just don’t walk behind me. You have been warned. I will need to be mindful to bring a caseload of lactaid pills with me to gay paris where I’ll be noshing on cheese in berets all day while wandering the streets saying
“Pardon et moi, *poot* ou peut *poot* je trouver *poot* un corien *poot* catholique *poot*?”
Or in French *pootet vous *
I Blue Him Off
Halfling was kind enough to allow me to play with his head again tonight. So after turning him blonde, I turned him blue. Pictures will be forthcoming. There are slightly greenish tints in it at the roots but over all, his hair is rather a lovely denim/indigo color. Could I be a stylist for a living? Erg. I think not, but I’m the resident hack in the meantime.
Just a few of the random things on my mind these days - In no particular order
Mapao Tofu
Soju recipes
Booty calls
Postcards
Resume tweaking
Financial status
Europe
More Europe
Yurup
SLAMS
Article ideas
Career moves
Bschool
Dad
Bro
Mommy
Short stories
Rain drops
Smoke
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