Food Comfort & St. Min Jung Day
020201
BiBimBop is good for the soul. It really is.
Nuff said.
May see B.O.C manana for my hug fix.
Otherwise,
Ernie & I are making plans for St. Min Jung Day.
Yes, you didn’t know?
I’m a saint. (Oh but you already knew that)
My feast day is on February 14.
On that day all the single peeps get to celebrate by doing the following.
* Sleep Diagonally on Beds
* Enjoy Eating Garlicky foods without guilt of bad kissy breath
* Eat in bed.
* Stick thumbs in chocolates
* Carry scissors in your bag to snip the heads of off the bouquets of unsuspecting smug peeps
* Say prayers of thanks whenever you recognize that you have *STANDARDS* which is why you’re still single and some other people aren’t (sick isn’t it)
* Laugh at stupid singles ads
* Wear Black & Sunglasses at night & perform date sabotage on smug peeps.
It’s as evil as I wanna be or as affirming as I wanna be.
Ernie & I are going to rampage.
Wheeee!
Min Jung
Window Advertisement for the Diesel store near my work.
Is it just me or does it say.
“Now Viewing ASS 2001 Collection”
Only in San Francisco.
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