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13May
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-05-13

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06May
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-05-06

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29Apr
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-04-29

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22Apr
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-04-22

  • Amelia needs to blow off some steam. (@ Balboa Park) http://t.co/tJ9UdBHw #
  • Between Tumblr & Pinterest there's a whole new generation of young women who now know how to apply makeup like a raging drag queen. #
  • I'm reading Buddha, Vol. 2: The Four Encounters http://t.co/pceI3pbi @GetGlue #BuddhaVol2 #
  • Just realized I'm suffering the type of exhaustion that makes it impossible to feel warm today. PLUS IT'S COLD OUTSIDE. #cuddlenapnowplox #
  • Silent. But deadly. With cute. http://t.co/fHdnfJRq #
  • Don't eat the iPhone. http://t.co/bqsXkm7D #
  • Note to poop. Yeah. Crazy isn't it? Sleepin. Like a Game of music on my poopcough. — http://t.co/7baAafD7 #
  • The New York NYE countdown will never be the same. RIP Dick Clark. #ripdickclark #
  • Progress again. #projectmilf #4hb #withings http://t.co/ezMTnBdE #
  • @seldo Until we see abs, I'm still going with Troutymouth McJunglefever. #
  • @xeni Sending best wishes for ur Dr's appointment tomorrow.You have many fans, friends, and admirers who respect your work and wish u best. #
  • Dear Baby Isabelle, you are the MEANEST cockblocker ever. EVAR. <3 your frustrated mom. #
  • Did you RSVP for my bday dinner on Sunday? https://t.co/Tlbf8Lw5 Hope to see you there! #
  • Successfully managed to pee while wearing a sleeping baby in the bjorn. Achievement or shameful confession unlocked. #ohbaby2 #
  • @eingy Thank goodness I'm not the only one. <3 #
  • Focused on farting. http://t.co/UuEFHZMS #
  • Where is my tea? http://t.co/Z6E7CWfH #
  • Nothing like having your baby sit on your lap. And then take an audible shit there. And then smile at you. KIDDO! YOU SHAT IN MY LAP!!! #
  • Blue belle and I. @ My Home http://t.co/g9vSrSVZ #
  • I'm at Union Square Park (San Francisco, CA) w/ 24 others [pic]: http://t.co/vAJT5GF7 #
  • Perfect Saturday! Dimsum, nap, mac & cheese, walks in the park & some errands, dinner at home, happy kids, and now listening to N.W.A. Sexy. #
  • Stylish opening sequence. http://t.co/54ajQoFM @GetGlue #Bunraku #
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15Apr
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-04-15

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08Apr
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-04-08

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07Apr
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IsabelleMusicTalent


IsabelleMusicTalent a video by minjungkim on Flickr.

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01Apr
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-04-01

  • Dear Psycho ex roommate who put dog shit in my car. After a dozen years and moves, I found your VHS tape. It's in the trash. You're welcome. #
  • Matching Jammies! Happy Monday http://t.co/nTN7wCSu #
  • Amelia has been calling me by a mispronunciation of my first name. So for the last month or so I've been answering to "Dim Sum". #nomnommom #
  • Awrighty SF parents. Who's got a solid recommendation for a pediatric dentist? #
  • More Jammies Monday goodness. http://t.co/K1tKqaqC #
  • Omg. I have a bra on. (@ Twenty Five Lusk) http://t.co/xfNrkMo5 #
  • Arguing with @jasonh on nuances of ironing a shirt. Am embarrased to pull the self racist "BUT I'M KOREAN AND WE OWNED A DRYCLEANER" card. #
  • "THAT'S WHY THERE AREN'T FAMOUS SWISS DRYCLEANERS FUCKASS" #
  • Korean Immigrants Own Half of All Dry Cleaners In the US http://t.co/oBCjCaih #
  • Have been getting emails from http://t.co/qdieoufk – a with msgs meant for someone else. They've clearly never watched Portlandia. #
  • Grocery delivery omitted bread from our order. Time to crack out the breadmaker before Amelia revolts. #baking #
  • I like lamb. But not well enough to bother getting better at cooking it. #drsburytheirmistakescookshavetoeattheirs #
  • FML. Now was not the time to realize that the objects I tossed out in last month's discardia were the kneading paddles for the breadmaker. #
  • Taking out the dough – hand kneading it. Putting it back in. Crossing fingers. Searching Amazon for replacement paddles. #
  • @seldo You also can't not dance and bop your head from side to side. #
  • Game of Thrones Season 1 Marathon + Salt Lick BBQ + GOT Season2 Premier. What are *you* doing this sunday? https://t.co/b6uSDUVO #
  • Princess Amelia #latergram http://t.co/i8too8Vr #
  • Medium rare. Victory. #cookingaroast http://t.co/1OlnNKyH #
  • @baconator 5Lb bone in beef roast. Letting it rest before I cut into it. Crossing fingers though. #
  • Note to self: Yorkshire Pudding is seriously the tastiest and surprisingly easy way to clean up a cast iron pan after cooking a roast. #
  • Worth watching this again just for the Lion Vs Tuna dialogue. http://t.co/kSF0u1YV @GetGlue #TheOtherGuys #
  • This absurd home entertainment center is playing Korean fart shows. #sharp80inch #bluray #mcintoshsound #peachtreeida http://t.co/mW3DbmdV #
  • I unlocked the Radiohead(10) sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/9WirjLXX #
  • I unlocked the Couch Potato(10) sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/OmUYmHXi #
  • 1978 Classic with great opening scenes with Marlon Brando. Plus a really fat baby butt in the beginning that I compl… http://t.co/i3GqCdcG #
  • Got my DVD & CD pack signed by @gohnakamura today. Hurray! <3 Can't wait to watch it tonight with @jasonh. Thanks Goh! #
  • Progress good. Steady. #projectmilf http://t.co/JDP8w9dC #
  • @garychou There are surprisingly (or not) some decent places to eat there. #
  • @sexycommando http://t.co/SWnYZSAP – The iphone ap that ties into the withings website and scale. Very handy for tracking progress. #
  • Amelia has been grabbing my hand and kissing up and down my arm like Gomez Addams. Kind of hilarious. http://t.co/RU8vAfTP #
  • I have mixed feelings about my kid saying "GO AWAY MOMMY! NOW!" after kissing her goodnight and tucking her in. #bedtimerituals #
  • Smile more! http://t.co/ACgeJAGK #
  • Isabelle wants to dance (before she can crawl) cc: @gohnakamura #daylightsavings http://t.co/mCjjTUZ1 #
  • @gohnakamura @jasonh it's like you are here. Looking forward to the livingroom concert too still! in reply to mam_m #
  • Reminder to friends: We're hosting a Game of Thrones Marathon & S2 Premier + Salt Lick BBQ little gathering Sunday. https://t.co/b6uSDUVO #
  • @jasonh @jhk24 I like that this is the story of how my husband got a forehead hicky. #
  • @sadbear Feel better soon! Totally want to see you! #
  • @me3dia I've been getting "chicks" try to get me to view their "cams". Telling them I'm already "tits out and breastfeeding" doesn't work. #
  • Successfully resurrected old external harddrive with ~130GB of mp3s. Moving towards a unified media system. Huzzah. #geekly #
  • @jasonh The most surprising thing about my 23andme results is that I'm Korean. Hah! Also, genetically I don't turn red when I drink, #
  • @mattl @jasonh Well, I am the whiskey drinker. And @jasonh has the PhD. Go figure. #
  • @mattl @jasonh BibimBop (or mixed rice bowl) is very vegetarian friendly and you can opt out of the fried egg on top if you like. #
  • Super excited to have @mzhummina come visit with me for a week! It's like unicorn farting rainbows and shit! #soawesome #
  • So, seriously, where can I get a license plate frame that says "???My other ride is your Mom ???" ? #
  • AH! Figured out how to incorporate an external hd full of music into my itunes library over wifi and manage it via Sonos=>Livingroom. Yay. #
  • Game of thrones marathon underway. Friendly Folks here. Bagels. Croissants. And BBQ en route. #perfectsunday #
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25Mar
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-03-25

  • About an hour left to help @gohnakamura on his latest kickstarter project. http://t.co/ydJFFSLA If you haven't already – DO IT NOW! #
  • Awesome http://t.co/Z9jpGRSu @GetGlue #TheWiz #
  • Honestly, I feel like I'm at hour 63 of a 200 hour Dora the Explorer Marathon and I want to blow my cabeza out. #
  • OK IRL SF Friends. We're getting rid of our TV. Anyone want it? Philips 55" rear projection HDTV. Works great. Ping me! #
  • @hillary @jasonh Just replacing the old with the new. Works great still, but I think we want something thinner. in reply to knp4christ #
  • Sisters! Growing up so fast. http://t.co/q4Y3FARm #
  • Holding hands! http://t.co/byndrwBH #
  • Playing together http://t.co/TBnLQwuI #
  • If I'm not following you on Kickstarter yet. I either a )haven't gotten around to it or b) think you have shitty taste in projects. #
  • Backing a Kickstarter project to take @gohnakamura 's film on tour. Woot. http://t.co/ORTBidrL Do it now! #
  • Ok. I don't know anything about the Hunger Games but the basic premise sounds like Battle Royale but with white people. What's the big deal? #
  • @bryanjbusch Wait. Did you get a tweenage vagina at some point and fail to tweet about this ? in reply to AdrianoQ #
  • @bryanjbusch awrighty. I just find teens murdering each other in televised sport to be unnerving no matter how much romance gravy there is. #
  • @earthdog True enough. But for sanity/morality check do a quick search on images for child soldiers in africa. Try not to feel really awful. in reply to bacicoline #
  • Yee gawds. Sorry. I just realized I sounded like one of those self-righteous humorless soccer moms. Clearly need to pull head out of ass. #
  • @Cruftbox Thanks! Btw – need to figure out a point when you and my hubs @jasonh will be doing the same century ride or something. =D in reply to TimSinclairLee #
  • @notmatt @davidpaulyoung @jasonh "Proximity to Dior" the new fragrance by Jessica Simpson. I totally see this. #
  • @zannah The only thing I hear is that the writing is pretty decent – as in infinitely better than trying to read the Twilight books. #
  • Clever, Campy, & Pretty hilarious. http://t.co/yNwDCvC2 @GetGlue @GCB #
  • @jasonh and his Bluray movie choices: LOTR, Spartacus, Game of Thrones, Godfather, Matrix.Predictable dude is predictable. Missing Starwars. #
  • @jasonh Really? I think i just owned your nuts on that one. It's in the amazon shopping cart now. With a barfload of disney for the kids. #
  • HD Blu-ray. Makes it worth watching all over again. As if I need a reason. http://t.co/gsK8Fagz @GetGlue #LordOfTheRings #
  • @benbrown @spenceke Sending positive thoughts that all is going well! #
  • Keep it classy folks. Keep it classy. ie: FFS Cool down. #internetsisseriuzbizness #
  • @kevinmarks @rekatz @csanz Wait. All this fuss over a video that's 7 months old? And no one's even aiming a gun at an elephant.I lol at you. in reply to MetalBot #
  • @jasmeet @zannah @eingy @bryanjbusch OK OK OK I'll read it! #suckedintothehungergamesvortexofdoom #
  • @rekatz @kevinmarks @csanz There were clearly way classier ways to handle something like this. Anyway. I wanna Geekli.st set of panties. #
  • @csanz @rekatz @kevinmarks So… we're like 5 inches away from Godwins Law getting invoked here. Oh I miss work drama. Fo Reals. #
  • @eingy LIES. they do this on purpose. #
  • @csanz @rekatz Dear Guys – heads up. Video is lame. Dear @shanley Your feedback is appreciated but 7 months late and sort of moot. THE END. #
  • @MJ @csanz @rekatz @shanley And Panties. in reply to 933thebone #
  • @Teh_Natasha @csanz @shanley @rekatz No. They just edited my tweet. Let's just call it before Godwin's law comes in to play. #
  • @rekatz @kevinmarks @csanz I think everyone can agree that this clusterfuckeria (TM) should be shut down and *everyone* needs a breather. in reply to CharnellLucich #
  • @kevinmarks @rekatz @csanz I'm sure if they can get a hold of vietmac who is the owner of the actual vimeo channel to do so, then giterdone. #
  • @mmayo You poor poor poor thing. Also – Usually a hotdog cart wrapping things with bacon around folsom and 11th. #soundsdirtierthanitis #
  • @tiffanybbrown Hoping you feel better soon. It sucks traveling and being sick and missing your boo. in reply to StephDilts #
  • @tiffanybbrown Baby's sleeping now but will wake in 15 minutes for a feeding. As such I can't sleep until she's done. #tweetingaboutmyboobs #
  • @benbrown Muahahahha. #oneofusoneofusoneofus #
  • @mmayo Were I really providing a pro tip I'd give you GPS coordinates for the Tamale Lady. Alas, I am far less useful than I used to be. #
  • @rekatz @virgiltexas @klout I called it. GODWINS LAW. Oh some things just never fucking change. #
  • Literally pooped. The baby did a major diaper explosion and then promptly passed out for her afternoon nap. #EtymologyInAction #
  • Also: My 12" Powerbook G4 => MBP transfer is going to take 2 hours by firewire. Then over to the air. It's going to be a long day. #
  • @critic Oy Jimminy. Yeah. This should be fun. Also need to dig out my external harddrive with 280GB of music on it to figure out a system. in reply to RossRSS #
  • @benbrown @spenceke @zeldaray Huge congrats to you! That's just wonderful wonderful news! Hope all is well with you and your family ! <3 #
  • I'm watching Schoolhouse Rock! http://t.co/MNNJZaXj @GetGlue #SchoolhouseRock #
  • So seriously, who wants my old 55" Rear Projection HDTV. Happily pass it on to a good home or office. #
  • Restarting file transfer process from 12" laptop to MBPro again. Sigh. #
  • My kid Amelia is invoking her honorary black identity by screaming RUN RUN RUN at the movie. At Bambi's mom. cc @baratunde #
  • Importing 50K photos to Iphoto from my archives – Some pix go as far back as 1999. #
  • Today I am reminded that the original Bambi was male. And so was Flower the skunk. F*cking strippers ruining it for men to have those names. #
  • SUPER FLASHBACK! – @ernieatlyd 's birthday party in the Oakland crazy house. 2001 cc: @jish, @ev @booboolina @maggie http://t.co/i0d6RMzi #
  • I love princesses! http://t.co/w5GwV8Up #
  • For everyone who needs to hear "I love you" today. http://t.co/7ujXRcba #
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18Mar
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-03-18

  • Amelia is an exemplary hapa kid. She just inhaled a bunch of fishcake and nori strips. With ketchup. #hapakid #ohbaby #
  • @benhuh @Cheezburger Sending virtual kiss! Hoping all is awesome in your end of the world. in reply to McDonald44 #
  • Isabelle wearing her Nyancat bib made by @annielin http://t.co/8rrHPuN3 #
  • @sadbear Do it. It'd be a break from seeing a laptup up during a panel and you'd be surprised how many sxsw attendees knit. in reply to bownsy #
  • In exciting news that requires no capslock scream but minor squee by friends who appreciate these milestones – Isabelle rolled over today. #
  • Also – Amelia has managed to memorize the unlock code for the Ipad and no longer needs me to unlock it for her. #geekbabymilestone #
  • @felitashen How long are you in the bay area for? Would love to meet up at some point if you have some free time. #
  • @altonbrown No seriously. I'd love for a new season of #goodeats to be available. BRING IT! in reply to Navarr #
  • @ericnakagawa I hear they next have plans to buy a vowel other than u or o. in reply to bmsterling #
  • Baby fight club. Winner. http://t.co/DIZ0KcdR #
  • @kfury she definitely takes after me. ;) . But she has a better left hook. #
  • Amelia, concerned that my bowl was empty, ran over and poured half her peas in there for me and then said "I love you". #suchasweetie #cute #
  • She is now alternating between eating peas and feeding me. So hah @lmk no. I win. #
  • Whoops I meant @superlmk She really is eating the peas! #
  • No seriously. She is inhaling these peas. Cc @superlmk http://t.co/8Ud4VBEc #
  • Someone is spoiled with Dora the Explorer gear. http://t.co/ezgdU2iv #
  • @jasonh @OldSpice The first time I bought the Old Spice deoderent, it was as a joke. Afterwards it proved to solve his very specific funk. #
  • 2 Things to tell Isabelle: #1 – Don't try to talk with your mouth full (of boob). #2 You are a curious blend of cute and poop. Mostly poop. #
  • More Toddler fight club bandaiding http://t.co/HzwjbeKY #
  • @tedr ZOMG YOU ARE GETTING INKED! Where's the tattoo going to be placed? #pleasesaytrampstamp in reply to bostonherald #
  • Ballet Lessons soon! http://t.co/rOhhGGFu #
  • I love that St Patty's day is the day when non white folks get to appropriate a culture for drunkenness for a change. #kissmeimirishnoreally #
  • St patty's day episode. http://t.co/hc2F55t5 @GetGlue @nbc30rock #
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11Mar
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-03-11

  • Parenthood was clearly harder in a time before groceries delivery, CSAs that deliver, and Amazon prime. #okwithnotleavingthehousefordiapers #
  • Seriously hate the Chase Slate commercial with the surprise triplets. Seriously how dumb do they think folks are re: parenthood. Insulting. #
  • Me and @jasonh just contributed to @gohnakamura 's Kickstarter project. http://t.co/Gpx2OtMz He's a fantastic musician, actor & friend! <3 #
  • @gohnakamura @jasonh FYI: This December will be me and @jasonh 's wedding anniversary where you played the reception. Good,nay, GREAT Times! #
  • @judith Exactly. Every time I see that commercial I want to throw something at the TV. #
  • Isabelle's 3 month checkup and immunization @ UCSF Medical Center (Parnassus) http://t.co/djJJ6SCM #
  • Psychically telling me her plans. http://t.co/RHG5JDIw #
  • Years ago I'd be carefully selecting an appropriate tube of lipstick to have myself armed for any and all kiss opportunities. Ah good times. #
  • @ErnieAtLYD But hurray Korean food! in reply to tammiestark #
  • My toddler just imitated me doing my kettle bell swings. Counting up to 15 and clapped, then jumped up saying Awesome! #bestcheerleaderever #
  • So…thinking of making a mail order delivery of some ribs and such from Salt Lick for next weekend. Who wants to come over? cc @jasonh #
  • @critic orly? Well any excuse to catch up would be fine and dandy then =D #
  • Here's your #1 SocialMedia job tip. 90% of your job is JUST NOT FUCKING IT UP. The rest is polish and finness. #youarewelcome #
  • "Do you want to go to the airport and go get Daddy?" "Ipad?" "No." "I'll wait for Daddy to come home." #AmeliaHasPrioritiesanditistheIpad #
  • @eingy @michinyun And EXHAUSTING. I have no energy for crazy anymore. #
  • @aprilini Just something I learned the other day from a friend. ;) in reply to hardtodrink #
  • @movie_pundit Does this mean that the phrase FISTING can make it again on a panel? #sxswstory #panelbombing #missyouguys #
  • Sending virtual kisses to all my friends who are likely at @20×2 right now. Missing you all! #
  • @lloydi Yeah, I'm missing bunches of folks at SXSW this year too, but I wouldn't trade the kidlets for all the bourbon on 6th street. in reply to dclicious #
  • @kentbrew @20×2 I'm so there in spirit! #
  • @me3dia @20×2 You'll be awesome! Knock em dead! #
  • I just realized that SXSW Interactive attendance 2012 is nearly 3x > My graduating class at UM's LSA. Holy F*ck. Visualizing the stadium. #
  • I have 2 tickets for @gohnakamura 's movie at the SFIAFF fest Surrogate Valentine Sundance Kabuki – 3/11/2012 9:30 PM.
    Who wants them? FREE! #
  • @theinvisicities @gohnakamura @garychou Gary they are all yours! They're under my name at will call. Enjoy! #
  • @garychou Just sent you an email with my CAAM ticket confirmations. =D Sent to your http://t.co/OKJIb5Xv email address. #
  • @garychou Awesome. Always happy to help. =D But in return I want a pic of you giving @gohnakamura a big kiss on the cheek for me. Post it! #
  • @hillary @stefsull Estimates say about 28K for INTERACTIVE. WTF. I remember when I could say that I'd kissed half the folks. #
  • @ErnieAtLYD @TopLeftBrick So Ernie. When you coming back to SF. Am thinking of ordering some Salt Lick for delivery. #
  • I like how my baby's all "Mom, you're so cute. Trying to wear a bra. Hahahahahaha. Now gimme boobie. Now." #ohbaby2 #
  • I love this happy face. I really really do. http://t.co/GRqfvzgB #
  • "I've got my eye on you. Watch it." http://t.co/gYDdR67x #
  • BAM. BLASt OF HAPPY. BAM. http://t.co/6l9IPRTO #
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11Mar
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When a lady drinks tea she holds her pinky out like this.



When a lady drinks tea she holds her pinky out like this.

Originally uploaded by minjungkim.


Posted by Min Jung in General
04Mar
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-03-04

  • Christians on FB sharing the pic of God's hands pulling apart the clouds in the sky have clearly never heard of Goatse. #TheSkyIsAGiantAnus #
  • Hai there! Are you coming to my party on Sunday? #baek il #100dayparty #ohbaby2 @ My Home http://t.co/s0QRGkZZ #
  • @amyupnorth I keep thinking to myself that Isabelle looks a log like Sophie. It could just be the baldness. #
  • @amyupnorth And yes, wish we lived closer too! #
  • I Love You! http://t.co/kjjo3vzH #
  • Don't bother me. I'm eating. http://t.co/1HkrhCl2 #
  • Its official, when any Hoffman acts nutty, crabby, and fussy – you have to tear the Ipad out of their hands and put them in bed.Adult & kid. #
  • Last night I dreamt I went to the #sfiaff opening night gala & @iharryshum danced with my 2yrold Amelia and Joan Chen kissed my Isabelle. #
  • No closing night gala, looks like @jasonh and I will make it a date night out to see @gohnakamura 's film sequel Surrogate Valentine 2 !!! #
  • Dear Isabelle,I love that look on your face when you wake up and smile at me as if I'm your most favorite person in the whole wide world. <3 #
  • Doing a tupperware audit reveals embarrassing truths about myself. Must clear through before I show up on an episode of hoarders. #discardia #
  • @sadbear It's been a whole year already? Wow! And see where all the awesomeness is now! in reply to JustlikeKandi #
  • I should go back to the cal academy of sciences again soon, but since being at the Monterey Bay Aquarium, all fishtanks make me want to pee. #
  • Dear Daughters. In the future do not date boys who behave as you do now- passing out carelessly on my boob while I try to get shit done. #
  • Princess Stereotypical Asian Tourist Peace Sign http://t.co/jroaJAMO #
  • Snoozy http://t.co/DZ9fGOWD #
  • @MetaGrrrl 2 storage sets. Keepers and give aways for leftovers after a party. All matched up. #
  • @MetaGrrrl Perhaps a pinot?No rest for the wicked.Spice cabinet audit reveals I have an absurd amount of cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove spices. in reply to billdollins #
  • I rather impress myself with how much angry Korean I can recall when cussing under my breath, trying to get the 2.5 year old into her pjs. #
  • @donpark Super excellent as her father doesn't speak Korean. Yet. =D #
  • @kitchenwench Swearing in another language is absolutely transcendent when you're absolutely furious. I approve. http://t.co/L8l213z7 #
  • @michinyun You and @eingy and I still need to do Korean RomCom drinking night with a shot of soju everytime someone says "You wanna die?" #
  • @kitchenwench That's *exactly* the way you're supposed to sound. Brilliant! #
  • @MetaGrrrl Exactly what I'd do – bake! If I weren't trapped under a sleeping baby latched like a amorous and ravenous lamprey to my nipple. #
  • Kitchenware audit: I have 9 rice paddles. 9. I should discard one so I have a lucky collection of 8. #SoAsianItHurts #
  • Argument 4 Intelligent Design – God smote dinosaurs so Pterodactyls wouldn't circle the house when Isabelle squeals & screeches in delight. #
  • I'm watching Archer (4297 others checked-in) http://t.co/EV18QKJD @GetGlue @archerprod #
  • I unlocked the Archer: Crossing Over sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/Fn51mldx #
  • Baby pterodactyl squeals. #ohbaby2 http://t.co/iQNxr8qd #
  • Other than burning my hand, tonight's dinner of a chateaubriand with a mushroom sauce with green beans and a tomato salad was a success. #
  • Made apple & marscapone stuffed cinnamon French toast, eggs, bacon this am. Sometimes I outdo myself in awesome. #
  • @movie_pundit plans? At sxsw?! Rubbish! You know they always get derailed by spontaneous mischief! in reply to dragonwhisperer #
  • @mamash Please do! #
  • @michinyun plan for it sometime! The morning after Korean romcom soju night. in reply to YvesMaeder #
  • Morning of awesome continues. Sister kisses. #happy @ My Home http://t.co/CAcAjzm3 #
  • Square v of previous pic. http://t.co/bZHfwqib #
  • Girly squee! New purse! http://t.co/ljJX0Smt #
  • Pre party disco nap. http://t.co/mhzffgTu #
  • Isabelle. Excited for her 100 day party today. #ohbaby2 #100dayparty #baekil http://t.co/7BgI1BTD #
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26Feb
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-02-26

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19Feb
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-02-19

  • I'm at Hanuri ??? (4217 Geary Blvd, 7th Avenue, San Francisco) http://t.co/vJNVr2P4 #
  • I'm watching The 54th Annual Grammy Awards (26644 others checked-in) http://t.co/XXd0KsT7 @GetGlue #grammys #
  • I unlocked the 54th GRAMMY Awards sticker on @GetGlue! #GRAMMYs http://t.co/wh7lKpRn #
  • So. I've had my boob burped on and passed out on for Valentines day. I kind of feel like I'm in college all over again. #ohbaby2 #happyvday #
  • Video Isabelle http://t.co/h6yVBQeP #
  • Valentine http://t.co/eo8FEzf5 #
  • Me and one of my sweeties http://t.co/Opra46G3 #
  • Squish cheeks http://t.co/qUYEuVS0 #
  • Kisses to all today. You are lovely, loveable, and gorgeous. Smooches. #valentine #kiss #
  • @jasonh just signed us up for a sports package so we can follow the #insanity Yay. #
  • I think it's a good thing that @jasonh and I got a new couch as we anticipate friends coming over to watch the Knicks for #linsanity #
  • Isabelle loves hair on her face. Mine. I think this is hair envy. http://t.co/3MouC0as #
  • Serious potty training apparently requires patience, M&Ms, and a metric shitton of paper towels for cleaning up messes. #ohbaby #
  • I'm at Monterey Bay Aquarium (886 Cannery Row, at David Ave., Monterey) w/ 5 others http://t.co/wz9KPVtZ #
  • With otters http://t.co/r7Gq5hy0 #
  • Starfish http://t.co/DCkUaCrt #
  • Big eyes! @ Monterey Bay Aquarium http://t.co/p2zefVxM #
  • In a pinch a shower cap works pretty well to manage diaper poopstink while staying at a hotel. #momprotip #
  • Well happy birthday to Michael Jordan. He's clearly a slacktard in that I got @mj before he or Michael Jackson could. Suckers. #
  • Worst thing about parenthood: Realizing that as a parent of a toddler, you can never ever EVER make a dirty banana joke EVER again. #true #
  • @lloydi Total lose! Hoping parenthood is treating you well. More PICS! <3 And yes. Suckers are suckers who don't know that I'm the real MJ #
  • @lloydi I have totally seen that face on you at 4AM outside the omni. A beauty. in reply to soyanaya #
  • @kevinmarks 15 years? Hmmm maybe. Still feels wrong then. in reply to espion #
  • @lloydi I know the feeling. I've missed a lot over the last few years too. My heart swells with bourbon awesomeness each march regardless. #
  • Facepalm. Accidentally said "Love you, bubye" to the hotel room service guy on the phone. Whatever. Pancakes at 9 and coffee. I do love him. #
  • Morning Isabelle! @ The Clement Monterey http://t.co/e9O5ao0g #
  • Morning chatter. http://t.co/yj0YKG7e #
  • I think Adele does a fantastic job of reminding the world that Big Girls can be f*cking fabulous. #
  • I'm at Monterey Bay Aquarium (886 Cannery Row, at David Ave., Monterey) w/ 12 others http://t.co/zdcxtn04 #
  • Dolphin ish http://t.co/w5m219LZ #
  • Love @ First Awakenings http://t.co/Wft5cJOd #
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